I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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