Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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