By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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