dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I've blown a few things in my day
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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