idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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