I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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