yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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