Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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