brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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