The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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