I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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