Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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