just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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