Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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