Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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