you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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