dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I still have a little drunk in my system
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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