Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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