? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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