At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
How does it feel to date your dad?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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