i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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