Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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