Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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