Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Randomize
