He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
