i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Randomize
