rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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