I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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