i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I just want nice things and good sex
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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