is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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