That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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