he shaved USA in his pubs
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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