Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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