Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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