So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Randomize
