Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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