just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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