dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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