Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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