I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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