Don't you send me to vm
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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