I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Randomize
