i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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