windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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