I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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