Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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