gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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