This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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