i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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