youre lurking in front of me
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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