im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
porn star boner night. come get it.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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