when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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