i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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