God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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