A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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